Gastrointestinal Eviction

Vomiting (known medically as emesis and informally as throwing up and a number of other terms) is the forceful expulsion of the contents of one's stomach through the mouth and sometimes the nose. 

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VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

They say that hens do cackle loudest when

There's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid.

—Hannibal Hunsiker

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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.

—Josh Billings 

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